Never knowingly undersold
Having a row in a restaurant while drunk with your (even drunker) boyfriend. Then storming out dramatically and flouncing home, only to realise that you've forgotten your house keys. Cue a rather shamefaced phonecall to the aforementioned drunk boyfriend, asking him to come and let you in. Pizza for dinner, humble pie for dessert. Mmmm, tasty. To make matters worse, the argument was about ballet. Ballet, I ask you.
Bad Ideas Of Our Time #22
1.8.06 10:10
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lemonsquash / Website (1.8.06 10:19) What about ballet, goddamnit ? (I am fishing for a rumble) |
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Yags (1.8.06 10:24) I can't remember. Though at one point I recall shrieking "I'm not your whore!" No idea why. |
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lemonsquash / Website (1.8.06 10:26) 'No idea why' in the sense that you most manifestly *are* his whore ? |
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sammyface (1.8.06 10:28) hehehe it sounds like it would have been amusing for a by stander... |
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lilo / Website (1.8.06 10:28) How did you emphasise the 'your'? Were you implying you were someone else's whore? |
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Yags (1.8.06 10:35) I believe I placed the stress on 'whore'. I can never go back to that restaurant again. Which is a shame, as it's BYOB and does a decent pizza for under£6. *sigh* |
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erudite baboon / Website (1.8.06 11:09) If you must argue about something loudly in a restaurant it should always be ballet. |
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Yags (1.8.06 11:12) We only ever argue about the higher art forms. Because we are intellectewal |
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doctortripswitch / Website (1.8.06 11:24) Of course it's a demi-plié. Chuck him. Rather wonderfully, your spam-catcher says 'hussi'. I laugh in the context of your outburst; I don't know you or anything. |
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Katja / Website (1.8.06 11:31) Oh, that was YOU disturbing my meal the other night was it? If it's any consolation, you were absolutely in the right... |
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Yags (1.8.06 11:31) Hilariously, my spam-catcher now says "prude". I think someone somewhere is having a laugh. |
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Kate / Website (1.8.06 12:42) It could be me - now it says 'eupho' happy joy. |
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(2.8.06 14:23) Oooh - I hate it when you have to climb down from a good flounce - how very irritating for you. Any particular ballet, by the way, or ballet in general? |
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Yags (2.8.06 15:01) Just ballet as an art form - he said it was stagnant and elitist, I took the contrary view. You know, your average Monday night argument... |
